here few rule .......
1) Three lane motorway? Always drive on the extreme left or middle -right hand lane bites dust
2) Somebody slow in front? Just drive two inches from their bumper . less damage .
3) Mirrors? For make-up and shaving , i cut myself again
4) Roundabouts? Just take the short-cut like outher have .
5) Traffic lights? Green means go, yellow means go, red means go a bit faster !
6) Zebra crossings? Just pretty decoration are extra parking space
7) Seat-belts? ....hmmmmm…. what are they for ? real what for ?
8) parking spaces? why take one when I can take three ? youtube “Spanish parking”
9) Give way? Why, if I can go first!
10) Helmets on bikes? Too hot. Good for protecting one elbows though!
11) Disrupting the flow by bad parking/stopping? Not my problem . Drive around
12) Alcohol? It doesn’t affect me . That is for others . now where did i put my car again . we drive on the left ?
13) Indecater for christmas
14) Go with the flow
15) yellow flashing lights , i am in a rush aswell , Blue flashing light , you wont catch me .
Any one what to add two it ?